Living out my Suite Life of Zack & Cody dreams

I'm not allowed to share this one 😭😭😭

In another life I was a failed magician.

Her music used to scare me

Free beer in 98-degree weather. nice.

My lips haven't been chapped since.

May or may not have bought a few JPGs

These have confidential info so screenshots will have to do sry

Riffing with Desus for an hour >>>

I met Doja before it was cool.

Still riding this high tbh.

I didn't drink these I promise

I thought there would be free donuts. There wasn't.

I don't do fashion. I do art

I heard pickleball started here.

Water in a box. Who would have thought

I didn't have to buy water for weeks.

They've given me so many pairs of sunglasses

The loudest shoes I've ever seen

Sony Music in the house

Car go vroom

I did drink these tho (see Dripping Springs Vodka)

BEYONCÉ!?!?

*Makes a chasing the bag joke*

Ruined my appetite from too much ice cream

It was so hot in there. and my ears hurt. I'm old

Did some copywriting and content ideation that never saw the light of day :/

In another life, I'm in the NBA... and 6'7

Yes, I have friends. Tons.

Always fun being the worst dressed in the room

Shooting on skates is so so hard

I can't afford any of these

She also has a font.

Ask me how long the fashion video took... Seriously

The most fun every year

This was my first big event

I've been using Uber Eats every day since

I dropped one of the bottles and got really embarrassed

Tried to get paid in furniture